a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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