Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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