Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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