Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
Randomize
