This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
wow bdsm is so cute
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Randomize
