If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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