i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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