I wannas sexs uuuuu
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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