their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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