Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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