come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Quick, to the slutcave!
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
