She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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