All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Never joke about your clitoris.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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