you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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