I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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