I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
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