they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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