ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
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