It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
Randomize