just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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