my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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