Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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