You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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