Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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