Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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