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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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