i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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