Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
ugly people sure do ruin things
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
cat food counts as protein by the way
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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