I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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