The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
it's great music for shaving your balls
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
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