Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
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