Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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