i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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