i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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