I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize
