i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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