i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Randomize