well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
how does that bad decision feel?
Randomize
