question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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