So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Randomize
