I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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