fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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