I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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