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a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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