ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
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