I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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