Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
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