Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
Randomize
