We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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