i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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