hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Randomize
