apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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