Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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