Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
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