is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
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