shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
i would punch a child for taco bell
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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