I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
My breasts were aching with rage.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Lo siento on account of my penis...
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Randomize
