He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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